Friday 30 December 2011

head on the phone

head is back and this time she is on the phone as well as a t-shirt

Tuesday 27 December 2011

so what's under wraps

in my last post i showed you my recycled wrapping and i know you want to know what was under that newspaper well here it is

it's the greatest
it's fantastic
Wherever there's danger it'll be there
Danger Mouse bag
Danger Mouse bag
DANGER MOUSE BAG

it's the ace
is's amazing
it's the strongest it's the quickest it's the best
Danger Mouse bag
Danger Mouse bag
DANGER MOUSE BAG
it's terrific
it's magnific
He's the greatest bag in the world
Danger Mouse bag
Danger Mouse bag
DANGER MOUSE BAG

and yes that the same material i used on my brother birthday present

it's his girlfriend birthday so I've not go long to learn how to make a Danger Mouse dress 

Sunday 25 December 2011

door 25 recycled wrapping 2

last year a used recycled wrapping paper 
and i never want to pay for wrapping paper again  
so here is what my brother and his girlfriend are getting today

HAPPY BLOGMAS EVERYONE

Saturday 24 December 2011

door 24 Skiddlydiddlydowopdebompsons

well with amy plans of new art going tits up i didn't know what i was going to blog about to day but i have been saved by the continuity announcers on channel 4 who have been having fun mis-pronouncing The Simpsons i first i heard the fimpsons then the simpkingsons and now there not even trying to make it sound like Simpsons we have had the Skiddlydiddlydowopdebompsons, The Rumpelstiltskins and The Cheese and Onions
i have had a google about and JHmagic1 uploaded this to youtube

and there a forum thread about it on about it on digital spy.co.uk
so i know i'm not having some sot of breakdown

Friday 23 December 2011

door 23 a man with a plan 2

so on wednesday i told you about my plan that fell apart very quickly so i made a new plan and it was this


  • fined out how to add new brushes to photoshop i did that it's easy
  • find and download some free brushes i did that it was easy
  • add the new brushes to photoshop and i got up a widow telling me the brushes are not compatible with the old photoshop i have on my aging pc
  • create some new artwork in photoshop using new brushes and post on blog well that not going to happen now is it

Thursday 22 December 2011

door 22 biting off more than i can chew

ok i have been posting two blog a day since the beginning  of December and i have to say i'm running out of steam fast and have no idea what i'm posting here over than telling you i don't know what i'm posting here

any requests?

ps check out my other blog http://fabledidiot.blogspot.com/

Wednesday 21 December 2011

door21 a man with a plan

so my plan was this go to the Isabel Hospice shop in waltham cross where just abbot everything is a pound and buy a duvet cover or a pair of curtains and try and make something out of them ( i hadn't got as far as working out what that something was to be) but the best lay plans of mice and men often go awry (usually after a augment about cheese) and all they had was some pillow cases and tea towels so i left empty handed and defeated and went for a look round the other charity shop waltham cross has to offer and got myself a copy of dave gorman's googlewhack adventure
a book about a man with a plan to wright a novel but get distracted by a game involving a well know internet search engine

Monday 19 December 2011

red box red cross

my new t-shirt red box red cross inspired  by the tank Luke Skywalker recovers in after being attacked by the wampa in The Empire Strikes Back but it a doll not Luke Skywalker and the tank is shaped like a phonebox

Sunday 18 December 2011

door 18 hippo

I'm a bit ill-prepared for todays post so here a photo of my brother as a hippopotamus

Saturday 17 December 2011

door 17 local fashion

invasion of Waltham Cross hertfordshire,Broxbourne, Eleanor Cross Ian Byford artist
new t-shirt just add to my redbubble
showing alien posing for a photo in my home town of Waltham Cross
dam them aliens come to our planet stilling our jobs sleeping with our women blowing up our
monuments to Eleanor of Castile,

Friday 16 December 2011

door 16 death of puppets

my puppet now has his own hooded robe made out of some old jeans he still need a bit more work like finding a way to keep his hood for drooping down for over his eye sockets and i think a broach would be a good finishing touch

Thursday 15 December 2011

door 15 puppet longstocking

today i have been to the magical realm of poundland on a quest for a powerful stripy sock and came back victorious with not one but two legendary stripy socks
one has all ready been cut open to make the neck for my boney puppet who has also had a lick of paint 

Wednesday 14 December 2011

door 14 puppet continued

i have now built the bottom jaw reshaped the tip of the top jaw and filled in the eye sockets so you can't see my hand inside but you can see in to one and out the other

Tuesday 13 December 2011

door 13 boning up on puppets

i have started building up my puppet to add some skull details not that it shows up very well in this photo
i still need to cover the bottom jaw and decide what i am going to do with the eye sockets

Monday 12 December 2011

door12 it a puppet

this is the start of a puppet I'm working on the idea is to use it in some video art

Sunday 11 December 2011

door 11 house sitting2

my brother and his other half  are  still on there walking holiday of the m1 and should now be at Watford Gap services i here its so nice some people never leave
as you know i had redecorated there living room but it was a little dark in fact to get yesterdays photo i had to turn all the lights on plug in numerous laps out of shot and i still had to use the flash so to bounce the light round (and to save painting the whole wall)i have put up a mirror or two

Saturday 10 December 2011

door 10 house sitting

my brother has taken his other half on a walking holiday of of the m1 and will are spending the night at Woolley Edge services so i have let myself in to there house using  a spare key they keep in a fake rock under a flower pot under a doormat in a bigger fake rock attached under a car by a magnet in a evan bigger fake rock and redecorated there living room

Friday 9 December 2011

door 9 thinking of spending money

i.m not much of a spender in fact you wouldn't be unjustified in call me tight. but im an toiling with the idea of buying my self a flip mino hd camcorder not the newest one obviously 79.99 ? im not made of money. but the first flip mino hd is 49.99 is more in my price range but not low enough for me to um and arr about it
what i want to go is try doing some video art my only attempt at this was at a old Digital camera

i have had a look at mobile phones with camera but i don't think i would get the recoding quality i want at a good prices (on o2 pay as you go)
any one got any suggestion on any thing else to consider that may be better value than the flip and should i what till January to see if the flip mino 2 go down to £50 or the flip mino get cheeper?

Thursday 8 December 2011

door 8 not a gun

not had time to work on my gun today but here is something else i have been working on i a have made a paper mache copy of head by covering bit of here in gluey paper the peeling them of and sticking the together and as you can see on this occasion she was waring safety goggles. it has now had a layer of gloss paint and will soon have a paint-ball splat mark added when i work out where i want it

Tuesday 6 December 2011

door 7 trigger-Guard happy

i have added a handle and trigger guard now it's getting  a bit wobbly i thick it need more than masking tape to hold it together so i'm going to start covering it in gluey paper soon 

door 6 gun update

not had much spare time today but i have add the magazine to my gug

Monday 5 December 2011

door 5 blogmas fire power part 2

it's look a bit more like a gun today after adding some cardboard still need a magazine and a trigger

Sunday 4 December 2011

door 4 blogmas fire power

new project im working on building a paper mache steam-punk gun here you can see the telescopic sight and gun barrel. made by simply rolling up paper into tubes

Saturday 3 December 2011

door 3 skateland

yes it's another mug but in my defense i've not got long to convince you to buy something before the mailing deadline image is taken from a photo of a skate-park in Tottenham with a scaled down  skateboarder add to make it look bigger

Friday 2 December 2011

door 2 tealand

today i bring a new mug call "tealand"
tealand mug
and if any one want to buy me a massive kettle or a tea filled lack as a blogmas present it will be gratefully received.
p.s don't forget to check out fabled idiot for my fabled alphabet today find out what i have to say about bathrooms 

Thursday 1 December 2011

blogmas is bigger

yes it blogmas time and this year blogmas bloging fest is running over two blog here and on fabled idiot where I'm going through the fabled alphabet a letter at a time so make shore you  come back every day because if you don't ill be sad and I'm shore you don't want me to be sad at blogmas.

 last year i got 4824 hit on this blog and so far this year i have had 4238 so i need 587 hit this month to beat last year. so that 24 hit a day to reach my goal by blogmass day